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OK so I blogged about toms tooth, raar. When I got home I found him having a debate with his mum: Tom knows the tooth fairy will come and collect his tooth and pay him cash, he likes the idea of cash. He also knows that the tooth is his and he does not wantContinue reading “Tom gets all materialistic”

For a few days now Tom, my 5 year old, has had a wobbley tooth. Today his tooth fell out. This is a first, an odly special occasion. The remarkable thing is how small his tooth is, it really is tiny :-). He is delighted part because he is going to get a pound (damnContinue reading “Toms tooth”

ATLAS —– U.A.Fanthorpe 1929- There is a kind of love called maintenance, Which stores the WD40 and knows when to use it; Which checks the insurance, and doesn’t forget The milkman; which remembers to plant bulbs; Which answers letters; which knows the way The money goes; which deals with the dentists And Road Fund TaxContinue reading “A Poem”

OK So I have not blogged for a while, there seems little point backfilling the gap so I wont 🙂 I have two children Beth and Tom. This morning while tidying the house I noticed that Beth, who is 3, was not helping Tom, who is 5, to tidy their bedroom. Discussions ensued. Ultimatly BethContinue reading “Punishing children”

Hmm, this morning I had to deice the seat of my motor bike .. NEVER a pleasant experience.

Is it ok to be so excited about chrimbo when you are old? Children just make christmas all over again, I never really understood (prior to having children) what it is to live life through children. Its obvious at christmas. Today I did panto, both children are old enough to enjoy it. Thomas at 5Continue reading “Christmas”

I took a break from running last week, not intentionally just life contrived to ensure I could not run. Well I figured I would jump back in with a gentle run 2 miles in 20 mins I was expecting it to hurt but tbf it didnt. I guess in some wacky way my body isContinue reading “A break from running ..”

You scored as Nerd Cat. Holy crap, poindexter. Try buying some new specs instead of taping them together. Yeah, Bill Gates made a lot of money, but he’s also the devil. You’ve got a long way to go. Nerd Cat 92% Drunk Cat 83% Pissed at the World Cat 75% Couch Potato Cat 58% DerrangedContinue reading “Nerd Cat”